Hi all! so this last Friday I most defiantly could have used a big box of instant smile. The grocery stores were out of instant sunshine.
Ha! Ha! Just when you thought you were safe from my horrible drawings! ;-)
Anyways, I had a semi crap-ulous week at work and my awesome (and other BFF) Jenna has been dealing with a bum knee. so we took it upon ourselves to go out to eat. I found an awesome parking spot right up front! The sun was shining things were looking up and also the air was heating up... in fact it was so nice here that I didn't think I needed my big heavy coat. so just before I exited the car I tossed my coat back inside and shut the door. And then I realized... Oh crap! I always put my keys in the pocket of the coat.
so thank goodness I had my cellphone! I quickly dialed Amanda's number to see if she could bring the extra set of keys. And that's where the adventure turned in to a soap opera drama!
Amanda: "Hello? where are you?"
me: "Hi! hey! where are you?" (my voice frantic)
Amanda: "Where ARE you?!"
me: "No! where are you?" (getting frustrated)
Amanda: (laughing) " I asked you first!"
me: (sigh) " I am with Jenna. we are outside of this restaurant and I locked the keys in the car! so see! I need to know where you are. to see if you can bring me the extra set!"
Amanda: "okay, well do you want to know what my day has been like?"
a puzzled look crosses my face
me: " sure! what happened?"
Amanda: " I can bring you the extra set but remember last night how I told you I lost my wallet?"
(flashback to the night before)
Amanda walked in to the apartment and proceeds to tell me how she had dropped her wallet at the local gas station and a random guy had come in to the station claiming that he knew her and would give it to her. We both assumed (we live in a small town outside of the city) that it was one of our neighbors. Amanda waited up for most of the night for these guys to come home... Side note: during the time Amanda was waiting for the neighbors to come home... she found a drunk guy sleeping in the laundry room. I am telling you people! it is never a dull moment with Amanda!
(now flash forward to Friday afternoon)
Me: " yeah I remember. did you get it? who had it?"
Amanda: " I don't know?! I got up in the morning and asked around and no one seemed to know what I was talking about. so I went back to the station to see if I could look at the video of the guy. Maybe I would recognize him or something. I watched the video and saw this older guy pick my wallet up outside, go inside, head for the bathrooms, then go up to the clerk and hand it over. THEN an hour and a half later the same guy comes back in, this time he has shaved his face, and he tells the clerk that his friend had here wallet here and he was there to get it for her."
I was in shock as she told me this! Jenna sitting across from me was giving me the look "What?!"
Amanda: "so after I told them I had never seen this guy before they called the cops."
here is where I am not completely sure of the time frame but basically Amanda got a phone call from her school (she is going to be a nurse) they informed her that a man had called and said that he had her wallet and he left a phone number for her to call. Amanda calls him and he says he FOUND her wallet and that she owed him a drink for finding it could she come to this bar (a 1/2 hour away) and get it.
So the cops tell Amanda that they will go to this bar to get her wallet. While Amanda and I are on the phone and she is telling me all of this, she gets another phone call from this guy. I hang up with her so she can talk to him and I can inform Jenna of what is going on.
about 10 to 15 minutes later I get this text:
So frantically I try calling her.
Amanda: "Hello?"
me: "What?! what are you doing crazy lady?"
Amanda: "well he called me and said that he didn't realize that the bar was closed and to meet him in this other town and a different bar. I lied to him and said I was driving still. I cant get ahold of the cop and so I left a message for them telling them that he is headed to this other place. But damn it! I want my wallet!"
me: "Oh my gwd! Lady! what if he wants to kill you or something?!"
Amanda: " I will be fine! he is old and I know moves!"
(ninja Amanda)
me: (knowing I cant change her mind) "Okay but please be careful! how far are you from that place?"
Amanda: "Not very far at all."
we end our conversation and Jenna And I start to think the worse case scenarios with this situation.
a few minutes later Amanda calls me back:
me: "Hi!"
Amanda: " I got my wallet back!"
me: (thinking "thank God you aren't dead!") "So what happened?!!"
Amanda: "The cops pulled him over between towns. they are bring me my wallet. But I feel a bit bad for the guy. why do I feel bad?"
me: "I don't know. Cause he was old? I don't think that you should feel bad. I think he was a bad person and probably would have done something bad to you."
I later learned from Amanda that when the cops pulled the guy over he was heavily intoxicated.
The moral of this story friends is... don't loose your shit in small towns! they will clearly give it to anyone who comes in! :-) nawww I am just kidding. But seriously... try not to loose stuff. you never know what will happen. Unless you are up for a crazy adventure like Amanda... then... ALWAYS Loose your stuff. Also don't lock your keys inside the car.
Oh! and you are probably wondering what happened with me and the locked car. Well Jenna called her Dad and he took us to the local humane society where we hooked up with Amanda and played with all sorts of cute animals! (Support your local humane society!) Then Amanda took us back to the car with the extra set of keys.
Love and sunshine... oh wait! I forgot. the stores are out.... ummm.... love and SMILES! :-)